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International House of Grammar
By the time you read this post, I will have taken my friend Cara to IHOP for the first time. She’s Swedish, you see, and not only are...
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Turning Water into Wine
I love wine. If you didn’t know that, perhaps you’re one of the three people reading this blog with whom I’ve never interacted on social...
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Don't Keep It in Your Pants
Allow me to begin with a short apology. Paying the rent and getting new passport stamps (Dubai!) has kept me away from this blog for too...
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Posse in Effect
Do you ever get the feeling that the creators of the English language are just messing with you? Like, why are there so many words that...
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Total Ellipsis of the Heart
Normal people don’t speak in complete sentences. They pause and stammer and vacillate and allude and do all manner of things which are...
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Perfect Is the Enemy of Good
Years ago I had a boss who was very fond of the saying “Perfect is the enemy of good.” At twenty-two and unaccustomed to corporate-speak,...
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How You Likin' the Reign, Girl?
It’s winter at the moment where I live in the Mid-Atlantic. There is very little rain this time of year and just enough snow to freak out...
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It's Its Own Worst Enemy
Confession: It took me until about five years ago to get “it’s” and “its” correct on a consistent basis. It was one of those things that,...
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Johnny Cum Lately
Newsflash! I edit a lot of erotic fiction. (Yay, me!) If that’s not where your interests lie, or if you’re reading this at your desk at...
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"Are You Calling Me an Idiom?"
I’ve been lucky enough to be able to travel to Asia a few times over the last couple of years. One of my hobbies while traveling is to...